Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Why I Am Voting Democrat


I'm voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe I need to pay more in taxes so that the federal government can give more to those who have no desire to work for a living.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies' profits of 10% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 18% isn't.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country.
I'm voting Democrat because: I want the Islamo-Fascist terrorist who want all nonbelievers (Infidels) converted to Islam or killed, to be just like us and want to drive $50,000 SUV's just like we do.
I'm voting Democrat because: I want the repressive dictators of Iran, Syria, China, North Korea, Russia and Venezuela to respect America.
I'm voting Democrat because: Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it (politically correct).
I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want to eat poison food, breathe polluted air and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff!
I'm voting Democrat because: When someone breaks into my house to rob me, I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that business should NOT be allowed to make profits. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees.
I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to make decisions regarding my healthcare, I want a government employee who makes $30k a year make that decision for the doctor.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN in fact tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that the military is a bunch of badly behaved men and women who are hell bent on killing and just want to blow things up.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that universal healthcare coverage is not Socialized Medicine.
I'm voting Democrat because: I'm all for CHANGE!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

And Now Something Different


Photoshop By Ace Of Spades